If I needed to dispose of a small animal(about 10 lbs.) leaving behind no recognizable remains, how would I?

Question

This is hypothetical...

Answer 1

haha oh god, ummmm, garbage, rapped in newspapers with other items in a large bag

Answer 2

Remove fingerprints first.  Or

Buy a big hungry boa constrictor.

Answer 3

creep up to one of those high-powered tree and stump chippers , and while no-one's looking pop it in..v aaappp!!! problem solved,and good fertiliser too...

Answer 4

According to law of conservation of mass, you cannot destroy any mass.

So the only option left is to convert the mass fully into energy according to equation

E = mc²

Answer 5

there are many ways.

1. find a canister and a strong rocket. fire animal in canister into sun

2. drop animal into gigantic volcano(to appease the gods of course)

3. eat the animal

4. dip the animal in blood, get boat, go to jamaica, throw into shark infested waters

5. have an experienced worker take care of it(10 bucks a pop)-contact me