If I sat at a donut shop and ate donuts all day would I be arrested for impersonating a police officer?

Question

If I sat at a donut shop and ate donuts all day would I be arrested for impersonating a police officer?

Answer 1

No,

only if you were wearing a cop uniform..

Answer 2

I don't know if you would get arrested, but you may gain weight!

Answer 3

No, but if you drove behind an ambulance all day, you might get sued for impersonating a lawyer.

Answer 4

hahahahaaa!!! i think the donut shop might be suspicious about why you are sitting there all day eating donuts.

Answer 5

Nope, after the shop owner called the police to come to his store (and after they got directions), then they would arrest you for stealing lots of donuts, then use two pairs of handcuffs 'cause you got too fat to get your arms together behind your back.