If I take my inflatable love doll on the bus do I have to pay full fare for her?

Question

If I take my inflatable love doll on the bus do I have to pay full fare for her?

Answer 1

better ask her pimp

Answer 2

No, she will be free, but your inflatable sheep will cost you full fare.

Answer 3

depends on if she's a child love doll or an adult love doll.

if she's an adult, then yeah, you'll have to pay full fare.

if she's a child, then... um... you'll probably get arrested.

Answer 4

not if she's not inflated right then *wink*

Jo

Answer 5

Just tell her to keep her mouth shut and you'll be fine.

Answer 6

not if she goes down on you

Answer 7

Depends upon the age of your love doll.

Answer 8

Not if she sits on your lap.

Answer 9

lol, would you really take her on the bus? if she sits on your knee, should be OK to get on for free

Answer 10

only if she's under the age of 60

Answer 11

Only if she is fully inflated, I think.  Try sucking some air out of her before you board.  This will not only titillate the driver and your fellow passengers, but also provide you with a rational basis for arguing that a half-price fare is appropriate.

Answer 12

Pay her fare, then charge your fellow passengers for they're time with her