If I told you that your socks were so sweaty and nasty that if they dried overnight while on your feet?

Question

...They would physically become part of your feet because they were so sticky, and how I'd never let anything as nasty as your socks on my feet, and told you how clean mine were, then fell asleep on your couch, what would you do?

Answer 1

id have a *****

Answer 2

I'd shove my socks in your mouth!

Answer 3

errr thats dirty

Answer 4

SWITCH Socks WITH YOU!  It's a Win win for me! and socks to be you.