If I told you your socks were so slimey that if you wore them overnight...?

Question

They would bond to your feet forever, and how I would hurt you if you ever got anything that nasty near MY feet, then I crashed and fell asleep on your couch, what would you do?

Answer 1

that makes noooo sense!

Answer 2

Light up a couple smoke bombs. Get right up in ur face and scream "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Answer 3

I would put them on your feet - If you are stupid enough to crash on my couch after you threated me - don't you think that you deserve it?

Answer 4

if i told YOU that your brain is so filled with bird c**p that if you get close to a microwave it will melt and spill out your ears, then i hit you with a baseball bat... what would you do?

Answer 5

Toss a bucket of icewater on you then scream

"WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING THIS STUPID QUESTION!"

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Answer 6

put them on ur hand u said nothing about hands

Answer 7

i would put my socks on your feet

Answer 8

gross.

Answer 9

What does YOUR falling asleep on MY couch have anything to do with it?

Answer 10

i would cram them in your mouth then hog-tie you so you couldn't leave

Answer 11

Call the police.