If I visited Australia,wore a kangaroo outfit and called myself Skippy...?

Question

....do you think the Authorities will let me stay there?

Answer 1

Permanently, but it would be in the Lunatic Asylum

Answer 2

Gosh yes.  We love looking at madfolk.  It fills in the boring parts of the day.

Answer 3

if there was strings attached to your arms they would never no the difference

Answer 4

Of course they would if you would not object to being sectioned.

Answer 5

You'd fit right in with the other Sheelas ...........and a good time will be had by all

Answer 6

Certainly you will be most welcome in the

outback as they love pommy Sheela's

dressed as joeys,Kangaroos to you love,

as the boys in the bush get starved of

female companionship and like jumping

about a bit so get ready for the jumping

Olympics,now hop it Skippy lol

Answer 7

No skip that hopping, better think of this puffer:

http://www.oceanlight.com/lightbox.php?s...

The Australian Authorities may not be too keen to let you hang on, but there will be plenty of folk that will gladly take you in hiding.

Answer 8

You'd be shot, hit by a car, OR end up on the BBQ, not a good life being a roo. lol. Dress up as a Big Koala or Wombat instead.

Answer 9

Don't try it going through Customs at the airport, but once you're hear I think the locals would get a great laugh out of you

Answer 10

Be careful they eat Kangaroo in Australia

Answer 11

nah you'd be shot

Answer 12

I really do hope so for our sakes!

Answer 13

You could get shot by a kangaroo poacher and end up being a furry hand bag.

Answer 14

Sure, but only if you alerted the locals when Timmy was trapped down a well.

Answer 15

Not only would they let you in they would try to get you a job,,,, in Parliament along side the wombats we already have there.

Answer 16

You would mix in just nicely.....we all look like that.  It's hard to tell the real kangaroos from the people.

Answer 17

Yes.

They are a funny bunch of people, aren't they?

Answer 18

Definately not.