If I was involved in a fight outside of a police station with myself can I be arrested?

Question

I'm 6'5 and 371lbs, I didn't start the fight Paul K started it and finished it.

Answer 1

Good question.

I have an even better question for you, and that is when you argue with yourself do you always lose those arguments?

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Answer 2

It's legal to talk to yourself and answer yourself...but if you fight with yourself, you get busted big time

Answer 3

fight with yourself? they can give you a free ride to the looney-house hello chapter 51(mental candidate)

Answer 4

getting fatter still.  You should know by now that one can be arrested for anything. If you want to know if such an arrest would be lawful, try asking that (even though it might not be as much fun to actually seek information).

Answer 5

You should just go home and punish yourself.

Usually, a can of Drano will suffice.

Tell Paul and Jack hello.

Answer 6

yeh.....i'd section you :-)

Answer 7

If you actually managed to beat the c**p out of yourself, the police would probably leave you alone. They'd be grateful that you were doing their job for them.