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If I were a hockey puck and you were a hockey stick, how many goals a year would we score?

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Hypothetically, of course.

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  1. well id be a magic stick so i would say at least 200 all hypothetical of course.


  2. welcome to the NHL section my friend!

    thanks to you im no longer the dumb question asker!

  3. It depends.Are you a Casey Blake type of player?If so I say many goals.

  4. 3, then I'd explode while someone tried to one-time a shot from the point.

  5. Well, I'm more of the tough type of hockey player. We'd probably score about 22 goals. I'd be in the hands of a player that parks himself in front of the net, looking for some great deflections.

  6. i dont know

    i dont predict the future

    but if crosby was holding the sitck

    i wud say enough goals

    CROSBY ALL TEH WAY

  7. Bwahaha, I'm gonna have to use that sometime!

  8. lol has this line ever worked for you?

  9. Hypothetically, you the puck, would look like a Tim Wakefield knuckleball floating over the fence after A-Rod smacks it out.

    Stick's got a bit too much curve, can't even shoot straight enough to keep it in the same sport.

  10. Depends which hockey player is holding the stick.

    (go habs go!)

  11. what????

  12. What? i don't get it.

    is that supposed to be ment as something nasty?

  13. what are u saying u use a stick to hit a puck into the net wow thats are weird questin of urs?

  14. I sleep with women. Go knocking on Michael Jackson's bungalow in Bangkok.

  15. im willing to bet a lot or at least a good amount
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