If I were buried neck deep in wet sand and couldn't move, what would you do to me?, be creative.?

Question

If I were buried neck deep in wet sand and couldn't move, what would you do to me?, be creative.?

Answer 1

iv always wondered whether a man could move wet sand with certain body parts....id kiss u till i got my answer

Answer 2

give you a mohawk and some clown make-up..then tickle your nose to make you sneeze