If I were buried up to my chin in wet sand, what would you do to me?

Question

If I were buried up to my chin in wet sand, what would you do to me?

Answer 1

talk to u and then find out what should i do. if u cannot tallk...dig you out

Answer 2

I would start constructing a sandcastle around your head while telling you all the pointless details of my life.

Answer 3

make you watch old TV shows like the facts of life and thirty something until you felt the pain of the feminist movement deep down inside but only if the TV cord was long enough and if it wasn't then I would help you out  of that hole and tell you next time make sure your buried closer to a socket so my first idea can come to life yeah!

Answer 4

cover your mouth and nostrils with duct tape and see how long it takes your face to turn blue.

Answer 5

ha ha ha................This will show the true test of humanity...........I would ask you if you needed help and how the h**l you got in there

Answer 6

Tickle your face with a feather

Answer 7

*Kiss you in the nose then run away!*

Answer 8

jump on u

Answer 9

i'll blow up a big and loooooong f**t onto your face! hahahaha!!!! and kiss you torridly after...