If I were part mermaid, part werewolf, part phoenix and then I was bitten by a vampire too...

Question

What would you call me???

Answer 1

Imaginative.

Answer 2

Scary Movie 5

Answer 3

I would call you close to dead, and the vampire that bit you too.  

The Phoenix is made of holy fire, death, rebirth, and life.  The mermaid, a demonic flesh eater herself (check the old stories,) primarily lives in salt waters, the high sodium content would be very unhealthy for a creature that survives off the blood of an omnivore.  The werewolf, who also consumes flesh for sustenance, would have already pulled the majority of any nutrients to be found to the body.  (Most predators eat herbivores because the meat is more nutritious.)  The bite would result in negative nutrients and toxic exposure to the vampire.

This combination could be fatal for a vampire.

If the vampire virus (effect, gene, whatever you want to call it) was passed to you, your entire body would be combative to itself.  Think of being bit by a snake, the vampire bite would be poisonous to you, your entire body would fighting to remove the foreign component.  Since that component is in your blood, it would be rapidly spreading and exposing your vital organs.

This effect could be fatal to you.

(Thank you so much for using the word 'too' correctly.  Proper grammar seems to be a lost art, thank you.)

Answer 4

Alien.

Answer 5

a chimera as they are a mixture of animals and fiends

Answer 6

merwolfnixpire  

Answer 7

An undertaker.

I think you should stop hanging about these places as it's not good for your health.

Answer 8

screwed...

Answer 9

A wolfnixampire maid.

Answer 10

The Mach 5! (lol)

Answer 11

Abomination ::))

A Hybrid

The Fiery Blood Sucking Merwolf

lol :P

Answer 12

You would be dead.You cannot be all those things at once.But if you did live you would be so ugly.(no offence)Don't listen to the person that said mermaids are demonic flesh eating creatures. Mermaids are not demonic and do not eat flesh.

Answer 13

Disfunctional and bleeding.

Mermaids swim, and don't have any feet, replaced by a tail.

Phoenix's fly, and are constantly on fire.

I would assume your head would be the only part left to replace with a wolf head.

Fish are often quite heavy, seeing as the gravity in water is slightly more of a suggestion than it is on land. This would mean the back end of you would be rather heavy. Wings are constantly on fire, which would set the fur of your head aflame. You'd probably be spinning from the weight flux of all of this, and bleeding from the vamp bite. Good luck with that.

Answer 14

merwerephoevam

muur-where-foe-vam.

Answer 15

a merwolfnixpire.....thats all i got.

Answer 16

Messed up! ;p

idk, maybe merwolfixpire