If I were to f**t in Milwaukee on Thursday afternoon, will a asteroid strike the moon?

Question

If I were to f**t in Milwaukee on Thursday afternoon, will a asteroid strike the moon?

Answer 1

No.

Answer 2

Doubtful but the people in the immediate vicinity might hit the floor.

**go to bed! you are obviously up past your bedtime**

Answer 3

Of course!

Didn't you see the one in Alabama last week. I FARTED in Huntsville and the the place got smashed by a medium size hurteling space generated object. It was all over the news.

Answer 4

That depends on whether you had beans or raisins for lunch, and the longitude and attitude of your a** relative to the position of the asteroid. Another factor to consider would be  whether the pressure you can generate is sufficient to mitigate the orbit of the asteroid to the extent that it impacts the moon.

Answer 5

No. I'm afraid that's only on Mondays.

Answer 6

There once was a man from Rangoon

Whose farts could be heard on the moon

When least you'd expect 'em

They burst from his r****m

With the force of a raging typhoon

Answer 7

that depends on the type of f**t...was it a silent but deadly or a loud room rumbler.

Answer 8

Not likely . But there is an old bylaw 1830`s, that states if you do that between 1 and 5 pm in a public area you can be hung in public . The charge would be for causing a public nuisance. Lucky for you nobody has enforced it for the past 80 years

Answer 9

y ask stupid questions?

Answer 10

I think it's inevitable.