If James Dobson croaked, who would take his place in Focus on the Family?

Question

I can't believe an organization like this one wouldn't have a well-organized list of equally hardcore people waiting in the wings to take over.

Answer 1

Satan hisself?

Answer 2

They asked me but I said I would be busy that day.

Answer 3

They're probably preparing the arsenic as we speak.

Answer 4

Probably one of the board members.  

Answer 5

I am Christian and 97% of the time Focus on the Family bores me.  As for Christian radio shows "Your Story Hour", "Adventures In Oddessy", "Scriptural Pursuit", and "Bible Answers Live" are simply much better.

Answer 6

i've read that alice cooper would be the replacement.

Answer 7

The Pope? Fred Phelps? George Bush?

There's many with similar stupid bigoted views sadly  

Answer 8

Rush Limbaugh??

Answer 9

Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Bin Ladin, and all of their ilk are extremist religious dinosaurs that need to become extinct.  The world will be a far better place without their influences.

Answer 10

Well... even though I'm a Christian, I don't think that's a job I'd want. There's a LOT of baggage that goes along with that position. I lot of labels would be applied automatically. I hope that people don't really think that all Christians are of the same "brand" as the Focus on the Family lot. While their purpose is a good one (help to strengthen  families), they're methods leave a bad taste in a lot people's mouths.