If Jeremy Clarkson became Prime Minister?

Question

What do you think his policies would be?

(And not just the car-related ones!)

Answer 1

no green taxes

no more subsidies to the eu

politicians must wear jeans in parliament

kristian scott thomas becomes a dame

Answer 2

God help us!

Answer 3

He won't have any just diktats he's a gob $hite

Answer 4

We'd be able to smoke in pubs again!

(Go on, thumbs down me. I know all you non smokers are going to anyway.)

Answer 5

The most puffed up Z list celebrity there is on TV.He's so *ucking boring he'd put the whole nation in to a collective coma.

Answer 6

He would just take us for a ride

Answer 7

An end to all mention of health and safety.  The legalisation of bigotry and discrimination, and tax breaks for over-grown schoolboys.

Answer 8

No idea, all I know is that I won't be voting for him if he ever stands.

Answer 9

He could'nt do any worse than Mr Brown or the other muppet Cameron.

Answer 10

He would make the politically misguided smile - until they realise they will want to become ex-pats in a town in another European country, with parts that have been taken over by ignorant English - where they can get ´real chips´, bingo every Wednesday, and the usual ´get the foreigners out (of England)' newspapers, and for the young, a chance to act like their parents did in the 70´s/80´s - fighting outside pubs with ´London´ names, sneering at the old locals.

Answer 11

haha that would be hilarious!

Errm that caravans would be abolished!

Answer 12

I hate Jeremy Clarkson but I'm sure he could do a better job than that tosser Brown,,he truly has to go and the sooner the better

Answer 13

Well I think they'd be more sensible that the idiotic policies Labour wheel out.

There would be an end to polictical correctness, thats for certain.

Who would be Minister for Transport, Hamster or the Captain?

The boys have me in absolute stitches!