If Jesus came today, what would he have for lunch and where would he go shopping for clothes?

Question

i mean can u see him eatin fried chicken and taters and gravy with bananna puddin' 4 dessert?

ooh! and lets cut his hair, give him some hi lights and some faded holy jeans! ooh! and a collared shirt....hmm.

Answer 1

If jesus came today. Those that believe will LEAVE with him. And those that do not will be preparing for eternal damnation. Don't think it really matters what attire their wearing.

Answer 2

Two thousand years ago too Jesus was a party man. In fact, he was accused of being a wine-bibber and a companion of harlots! So I won't be surprised if he appears in the attire as you mention, eating food as you say. And he will be rocking!

Answer 3

He would NOT shop at http://www.notw.com/

Jesus hates posers.

Answer 4

Don't be deceived. God is not mocked. For whatever you sow, that is what you will reap.

Answer 5

I'm pretty sure he has a lot more important things to do.

Answer 6

Lamb and rice and I believe His mother would make His clothes.

Answer 7

J.C is a relatively simple guy. No frills. He'd probably just go to the thrift store and find some old t-shirts and some shorts that were comfy.

Then it would be off to the Birkinstock shop to ensure that Jesus was properly shod.

No one rocks the 'stocks quite like Jesus!

I'd just get him some Jamba Juice or something quick. I've got a date with Lucifer, and I can't be late. He wears Prada, so I know we'll be going somewhere nice.

Answer 8

Whats wrong with fried chicken or taters and gravy? You don't think he wouldn't sit down and eat a nice meal with some humble basic people who only had a little bit, but was more than willing to share it with him, a total 'stranger' to them?

Its not the food or the clothes, its the company you share it in that makes all the difference.

Answer 9

dunno i am busy today cannot entertain him.