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If Jesus had a Laptop would it be the iJesus?

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Would the logo be an apple?

Would you buy one?

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No an abacus
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disrespect!!!
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WHY? WHY, PEOPLE? You say we Christians are always "attacking" you. NO, my feelings don't get hurt! But, you sure are strong advocates for Satan, which you disclaim, too. GET BEHIND ME SATAN! YOU ARE AN OFFENSE TO GOD! YOU DO NOT HOLD IN YOUR HEARTS THE THINGS OF GOD, BUT OF MEN!
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i wouldnt buy one, because that would be weird.

I think the logo would be sandles...because I've heard that was his schtick...other than the whole "Son-of-God, Christianity" thing.
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Wouldn't have a hard drive though, that would be sinful and peripherals would probably be considered idolatry.

Take 2000 years for them to release an update too.
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would you be an obnoxious jackass?

apparently so.
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No. And wouldn't it make more sense for the logo to be a cross? Whatever, I wouldn't want a "holy" laptop.
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the logo would be a halo haha. funny question
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I'd probably buy one.
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If your god miscarried, would the outcome have blue feet?
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Jesus knows everything there is to know so I don't think he would actually own a copy, but everyone else would! hehe
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