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If Jesus played hockey... what team would he play for and what position?

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If Jesus played hockey... what team would he play for and what position?

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  1. I agree with SJ - Jesus would play for the Toronto Maple Leafs because that team (my team) needs some real divine intervention!

      He would turn all the water in the water bottles into wine - which might upset Darcy Tucker because he thought it was "whine".

      He would teach the Leafs to walk on water because the recent versions of them look like they are treading water when they skate.

       And, as mentioned by others, "Jesus Saves" so he would have to play goal.

       He would also be GM - as a carpenter, he would build them a winning team. (why not - no one else seems to want the job).


  2. Jesus was a carpenter, and lived in a HOT region of the world! Not a chance he would have played Hockey! Jesus would have played Soccer or Cricket.

    Dont believe me? How many hockey players are there right now, originally from Bethlehem? I rest my case. Your Honor, may I have a verdict?

  3. He already plays..His name...Gary Roberts.

    *King-Did you expect Gary to not play harder around players that just came back from injury?PS.Don't take things so seriously.

    *King-Sorry,I thought you had a sense of humor but remember today is Saturday I'm lucky I know the name of my dog.

  4. Most likely he wouldn't have been good enough to play hockey.  It's like the line from major league " are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?".  The answer is probally not, Jesus was not super human when he was on Earth, the bible clearly says he had all the limitations of man.  Any miracles he performed were through God and I don't think that would have included a wicked slap shot (unless God saw a need for it of course).

  5. What if Jesus already played in the body of the Great One? I mean, Jesus needs a little fun too, right? and why not have a little down time in the body of the guy who did it all? No offense to Gretsky, this is just a joke.

  6. GOALIE

    He saves

    And Esposito scores on the rebound lol

    Seriously just goalie cuz he saved us all

  7. Jesus would be his own team that would do whatever the opposing team asked.

  8. I don't know what team He would play for, but I do know what position:

    Goalie.  Because Jesus saves.

  9. Goalie for the Kings.

  10. Jesus would be the coach...encouraging and helping his players.

    If he was a huge hockey fan, what better place to play than the State of Hockey...Minnesota all the way!!!

  11. I'd like him to replace Miller AND Thibault...we need someone who can save SOMETHING.

    SAMMY- That was really brilliant coming from a self-proclaimed agnostic. Look it up, then go on with your nonsense.

    People I didn't miss while I was gone...I'm lookin at you.

  12. he is so great he would be on every team and play every position      I LOVE YOU , JESUS!!!

  13. Ummmmm.

    Detroit Red Wings Goalie subsitute for osgood

  14. Jesus would goalie...because Jesus saves.

    totally predictable answer...i know.

  15. He'd be playing goalie for most of the game, trying to protect the goal.

    Near the end of the game though, he'd be playing center. He'd be leading the attack (Revelations)

  16. Jesus would be on his own team coming that he's on a caliber much higher then the NHL and he would play center.

  17. goalie because he's the saviour

  18. Don't you mean Johan Franzen? Oh you mean the other Jesus. Hard to tell because of these playoffs. Jesus would play on his own team, The Satan Killers, and he would clone himself to play all 6 positions. No bench players because he never gets tired and God is the coach I believe.

  19. jesus would be his own team

  20. Goalie for the Montreal Canadiens and we would be back to playing at the Forum on the corner of St. Catherines and Atwater

    Wild Fan : isn't it spelled GretZky?

  21. Wtf..?

  22. He would play for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

    Come on, nobodys been waiting for a miracle as long as these guys have been.

    position: the opposing teams goalie so the Leafs could finally score some goals.

  23. Jesus would be the  goalie.

  24. He would play all the postions cause he can.

  25. why not ask what if Buggs Bunny played. they are both fictional characters

    Three thumbs down? you must be muslims
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