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If Joe Cole plays like a Brazilian and Rooney is the white Pele?

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and you were Brazilian, would you feel ashamed enough to wannna hide under a rock?

Such comparisons are a disgrace to the flair and free flowing style of Brazilian football. It's like comparing Anna Nicole Smith with Marylin Monroe.

But they are made by the permanently drunken Brits so let's not take them too seriously .

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how can you compare rooney to pele

rooney resembles a fat pig rather than a football player
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HaHaHa...Rooney don't deserve to be the white Pele.This absolutely insulted Pele.Rooney more like England clown.
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GR8
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Hahahaha I didn't know people could get THAT arrogant.
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Well I follow English football closely and have never heard Rooney be compared to Pele, so that opinion is held by very few (if any) people. However he is still brilliant, just not when wearing white.

This question appears to be a thinly veiled attempt to have a go at the English (or the 'Brits' as you say) and their football, to me.

Jesus everyone! Some clown makes up a quote about Rooney being compared to Pele (has anyone ever heard that anywhere else???) And you all go crazy. Calm down!
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any english player who can run 5ft and not trip over the ball is considered a brazilian style player. as for rooney, i remember lmao when it was suggested he could become the greatest player of all time. now at his club, even the guy who got him sent off at the world cup is more popular than him
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i would much rather compare Wayne Rooney to Bobby Charlton and Joe Cole to Stanley Matthews. I don't see Brazil as the pinnacle of football in every sense.
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I won't be ashamed, I'd be outraged. No English player will ever be able to match a Brazilian's skill, and to compare the idiot Rooney to a legend of Pele's stature is blasphemy.
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Rooney can't compare to Pele. Pele is a legend. What Rooney has done for England team so far. Nothing, got red card at World Cup. Rooney is just average soccer player in this World.
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Their is no way on earth Rooney is the white Pele, Rooney just about about managed 18 goals last season Pele averaged like 25+
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Joe is actually good though. Dunno about that other mop
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yes, joe cole plays good attackin style with flair, but he is no brazilian type player

rooney  the white pele? thats an insult to pele and i dont think u need me to explain y

untill england play as a unit  i am disgusted by their perfomances and do not rate their players
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Joe Cole would get into the Brazil team anyday.

Kaka and Joe Cole would be amazing.
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What the heck but Joe Cole Rulz
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HAHAHA! I'd be more ashamed. I'm ashamed now and I'm not even Brazilian.
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Anna Nicole Smith......mucho money.

Marlilyn........mucho toes.

Brits......mucho beer.

Enjoy.
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ROTFLMAOOO!!! Who said this????

hahahahahahahahahaahhaha

How can u stop laughing to even ask the Q?? LMAOOOO
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