If John Terry walked into the room ....?

Question

where you are now, what would you say to him?

thanks Footie section, have a fabulous day!

Answer 1

boo hooo cry baby.....practice makes perfect, failure as the England Captain.....failure as the Chelsea Captain.....quick razor blades.

Answer 2

I'd tell him that It wasn't his fault that he slipped in Moscow, and not to beat himself up about him because he's a top man!

(Coming from a L'Pool Fan...)

:)

Answer 3

I would be like WTF are you doing here?

and then go on from there.

because to be honest everyone can say all kinds of Fancy c**p but should it really happen you will be in shock.

Answer 4

LMAO ^^^^^^^

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i wouldn't let him in!

Answer 5

Thanks for the champions league trophy.

Answer 6

Id tell him to watch his step, i just mopped the floor

Answer 7

john seriously lad, do you think any player is worth what you're getting paid at the bridge ?

Answer 8

i don't like chelsea and i don't love terry

but at least i can

show him some respect for the player he is ( he is not good but better than me )

so

i will probably offer him  drinks and ask him questions about his playing style and trick to be a good defender ( i am defender too)

and yeah

that's it  

Answer 9

i would laugh at him and say you perfect for chelsea you suck at football and chelsea do!!

Answer 10

i would ask him

"is it raining a lot in moscow?"

"here it doesnt rain at all so you should come over here to play football where you arent likely to slip and miss any penalties! you will be a top scorer!"

Answer 11

I would give him a big hug and say "Was there a banana skin on that pen spot?" :P

Answer 12

I'm at home in front of TV but I would welcome him with open arms and probably giving him a hug:) And would want him to take a photograph with me and then non stop questions about BLUES!

Answer 13

I would give him some self tanner.He needs it!

Answer 14

I might have a bit of a laugh at him for missing his pen in the CL final agains Man U.

Answer 15

I bet you felt stupid when you tripped for the penalty.

Answer 16

Watch your step!!

Answer 17

give me a hand with the cow's and i wont mention penalties or the carling cup final ha ha.

Answer 18

You'd have to be careful what you say to JT in case he bursts into tears.

Answer 19

What's it like to have a firsty firsty?

Answer 20

No words need to be spoken.

I will punch that c*nt in the face.

*I am a ManUtd fan, but still, I couldn't stand the sight of this man sliding into Fabregas while the latter was lying on the ground, and the way  he"accidentally" stood on Torres' foot after the Spaniard had fallen while taking a shot.

What sort of a man is he? England f*cking captain??

Give me a break.

Answer 21

I would say watch it the floors slipy over here mate and i would also ask him why he turned in to a thug  

Answer 22

Whats colour knickers does the Mrs wear John ?

Answer 23

I would ignore him completely

Answer 24

NO, Carolyn! why tease me with this question!?

You know the answer already...!!

*jittery.*

ok..i will say it...

i will..

i will....

*holds breath*

SHAG HIM!

aghh!

Answer 25

even as a man utd fan i have to admit terry is a top man old school type of player giving everything for the cause , because of that i would say hello play may i have your autograph and then when a safe distance away shout watch the wet floor u chump  

Answer 26

god bless ur penalty

Answer 27

Caution       JOHN TERRY

Answer 28

You are perfect for chelsea. You are rubbish. try to stay upright when you take a penalty. It might help you to score. Then again. You won't seeing how you can only score off headers. How often does that happen you loser. Then put a sign up. Caution! John Terry.

Answer 29

I'd clear the floor (he could easily slip on something).

Then I'd tell him kindly to get lost (:

Answer 30

Don't slip please.

Answer 31

"I'll be playing in a really important match tomorrow, care to give penalty taking tips"?