If Marajuana cured homosexuality, Would it be handed out by the christian right at schools?

Question

Lighten up kids, just funnin you.

Answer 1

Did you know that there is not one single word in the Bible condemning Marijuana?

Nope...not even a syllable.

Did you know that Christians as a group don't really care if you toke or not?

Some folks do have the strange notion that if it is illegal in the United States, it must also be against the Bible.

I have no idea where anyone got that notion, since everyone knows that abortion is legal in the U.S.

OTOH...did you know that smoking the demon weed will lower your inhibitions? If you are high enough, and someone suggests to you that, since you never tried g*y s*x, you don't know if you'd enjoy it or not, you just might go along with them...if you're high enough, almost anything might sound reasonable...or extremely hilarious...or maybe both.

And, if you are a guy, you could wind up with a very sore bottom...

Answer 2

LMAO

Answer 3

No. God gave us our spine : )

Answer 4

no it doesnt. ive tried it already.

hahaha

but if it did it probably would be handed out.

but id refuse to do it now

Answer 5

Well, marijuana doesn't cure homosexuality. Nothing cures homosexuality. And don't say "cure", you make Homosexuals sound like they're some sort of disease. Which they aren't.  

Answer 6

toking would be a sacrament.

Answer 7

the electric chair is the cure for murder, and since murder is a sin just as theft is a sin shouldn't you electrocute thieves?

Same argument.

Answer 8

We voted for medical rights to use la mota out her in california. It passed by a landslide too. We never knew it could cure homoness too. But, alas, Mr. Bill Clinton over ruled our landslide election results by saying no no we have a federal law against it. Probably because he never inhaled.

Answer 9

Nothing can cure homosexuality because it isn't a disease. It's just a state of mind.

Answer 10

Sin is sin no matter if its smoking marijuana or practicing homosexuality. This tactic would only defeat the purpose. Why not accept Jesus Christ as your Saviour? With the help of the Holy Spirit and a true heart both of these sins can be overcome.

Angeltress: You need to start reading the Bible before you start making false statement like this one "Did you know that there is not one single word in the Bible condemning Marijuana"? The Bible is very clear on this subject. Any Spirit filled Christain would not make such a statement. But i guess you probably consider me a fuddy like so many here because i speak the truth.

Act 8:9 ¶ But there was a certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city used sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giving out that himself was some great one:    

Act 8:11 And to him they had regard, because that of long time he had bewitched them with sorceries.

Sorcery translated into Greek means Pharmacia, or what we would call a Drug Dealer today. The Bible has many accounts in it where sorcery is a sin.

Answer 11

Why would they need to hand it out? Their Christians and they don't have same s*x partners. Also, none of them are married so they won't be performing any premarital s*x.Oh they say open your bible all you little boys and girls and the scriptures will tell you not to lay in bed with the person of the same s*x. But to defend your religion, you can murder 1 million people, rape hundreds of innocent women, bankrupt the working poor, and tell how Jesus loves you to do this. But heaven forbid if u light up a joint even if  it it prevents you from the unforgiveable sin of homosexuality. The Christian Right does only one thing right and that is to make earth a living h**l.  

Answer 12

LOL.

Answer 13

No, most Christians would not break a law in order to keep a soul from eternal torment.

Answer 14

yes. OMG I go to a christian schoooooooooooooool!

Answer 15

Then everybody would be fat. Have you ever had the munchies?

Answer 16

Sorry, "cured?"

Answer 17

That would be a violation of the separation of church and state. Christians are not allowed to pass out anything at school.

Answer 18

You can't "cure" homosexuality. But the RRRW certainly never stops trying to do so, or to at least pretend that it can happen.  And if it were ever thought that pot could do it they'd be growing it in their own backyards and handing out pot brownies at the church socials.  

Answer 19

I didn't think believe turned g*y until after high school.  

Answer 20

Oh it does not, does it?

Answer 21

lol my husband wishes lol hes terrified of all g**s not just men he doesn't like lesbians either,but yes i could totally see christians going door to door handing it out! if it ever happens i think ill turn g*y :)

*awesome question by the way*

Answer 22

um i think you are insulting homosexuals more than christians... congrats! can't even insult people... i think anyone would agree that homosexuality isn't a disease. it's a temptation, a difficult one to overcome, but not a disease, because diseases are forced on you but you choose to be homosexual.

Answer 23

The day it was discovered that marijuana "cured" (how you can cure something that is just a built in trait from birth I'm not sure...) homosexuality marijuana would be the fast track to legalization with no restrictions on use, the religious right would have legislation pushed through inside a month to decriminalize it and parents would have their kids on from birth.

Because you know, it's someone elses business to have a say in your s*x life between consenting adults.

Answer 24

Lioness!  pass the doobie to the right.

KIDDING.