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If Microsoft Built Cars

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1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a

new car.

2. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and

you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept

this and drive on.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop,

fail to restart, and you'd have to reinstall the engine. For some strange

reason, you'd just accept this too.

4. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what

happened.

5. Someone else - say, a company called Macintosh - would make a car

that was powered by the sun, was fast, and twice as easy to drive. But,

it would only run on one road in twenty.

6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to

their cars which would make their cars run much slower.

7. The oil, engine, petrol, and alternator warning lights would be

replaced by a single "ERROR" warning light.

8. New seats would require everyone to have the same size backside.

9. The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.

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  1. Thats pretty funny...I'd like to give a star for you!


  2. GRATE JOKES

    SOME STARS 4 U

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  3. 10. Every new model would consume 4 times more fuel than the previous models.

    11. Every time you try to change seat covers it would announce, "Your seat covers are not microsoft certified."


  4. Can I show my car to Microsoft for up gradation?

  5. LMAO Who did u steal this joke from...

  6. this is GMG answers when Microsoft told them "if you working well and quickly like us"

    i saw the full news online.

  7. really funny... i liked this one! star 4 u!

  8. car keys will be of chips n small circuits..!!!

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