1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a
new car.
2. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and
you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept
this and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop,
fail to restart, and you'd have to reinstall the engine. For some strange
reason, you'd just accept this too.
4. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what
happened.
5. Someone else - say, a company called Macintosh - would make a car
that was powered by the sun, was fast, and twice as easy to drive. But,
it would only run on one road in twenty.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to
their cars which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, engine, petrol, and alternator warning lights would be
replaced by a single "ERROR" warning light.
8. New seats would require everyone to have the same size backside.
9. The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.
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