If Miley or The JB auditioned for American Idol..?

Question

What would The Judges have to say? =)

Answer 1

Randy would say, "It wasn't good dude."

Paula would say, "OMG I love you!  But I don't think you're ready for this competition yet.  Keep working on it and keep following your dream!  You're a star."

Simon would scoff and remark about their performance being horrendous.  Then he would say, "That sounded worse than a drunk hobo in a karaoke bar."

Answer 2

simon would say to miley..."you are the worst singer i ever heard"

to nick..."your an amazing singa"

to kevin..." ur not as good as nick but ur style is hott"

to joe.." ur hottt"!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

"What. Was. That? Get out of here! You can't sing"

And then they would be the type of people that would freak out and cry after they had been turned down.

"They don't know what they're talking about! I'm a great singer! My mom said so! And all my friends too! They'll regret this decision when I'm famous!"

AHA Those people always crack me up.

Answer 4

Miley: You've ruined my favorite song! Please never do that again. And as for your dancing, I'm sure your a better burger flipper.

JB:Wow, you guys are talented! Yes. Yes. Yes.

You have made it to Hollywoooooooooood!

Answer 5

"Get out of here! You can't song hun"

Answer 6

For Jb: ''You guys are so cute!  but , need to work on your vocal skills you sound kinda bad''

For Miley: ''You sound like an old 90 year old lady mixed with a goat''

Answer 7

Whatever.

Answer 8

"what're you doing here? you already have a record label."

Answer 9

"Learn how to sing"

Answer 10

Simon: Listen, if you dont get off the stage i will rip ur bloody heads off and replace them with paris hiltons head on her body...

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/musi...

Randy: hey, dawgs, youall sound like whiny girls, dunoo why you famous so just com back when u dudes are ready

http://z.about.com/d/cats/1/0/A/3/3/Rand...

Paula: Woohoo! Yeah...yeeah...yaa...yea... (passes out)

http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/6/3/8/...

Ryan Seacrest: Sadly, Joe, Nick, and Kevin we have got millions of calls telling you to get off the stage...so do you mind going home this week?

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment...

haha :)

ps

srry i couldnt find a pic of paula passed out! lol

now heres miley:

Simon: so your dads billy ray cyrus? he should give you some bloody singing lessons! i say NO way hollywood

http://neilbeynon.files.wordpress.com/20...

Randy: Yo i like yo voice. i think its good but you are too young to win.

No sorry

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1837535.j...

Paula; Yeah!

GO AHEAD! hollywood! i want my mullet back yeah best of both worlds

yeah woo hoo

yeah....

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/paula-abdul-b...

MAD MILEY:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_cGFFDRTFn2s/R04KgO...

Ryan Seacrest: Thats a no for miley cyrus. see us next week on American Idol: Stars find out they have NO talent!!

http://www.tvinfo.se/img/shows/american-...