If Nadal and Sharapova got married...?

Question

Consider these facts:

- Nadal is a natural righty who plays with his left hand

Sharapova is a natural lefty who plays with her right hand

- Both uses reverse forehand

- Both grunt loudly

- Both fist pump

Then how would their kids play tennis? Smartest answer gets 10 points.

Answer 1

Well, their screams would be heard 15 miles away for one. Their kids would also be pretty and strong, because Sharapova's pretty and Nadal's strong. They would hit loads, and I mean LOADS of topspin on the ball. They wouldn't come to net or have a big serve (well, one of them would for Sharapova and the other wouldn't for Nadal.) One things for sure, they'd be pretty darn good!

Answer 2

Their kids would have extremely powerful shots loaded with topspin. I think that a boy would have blonde hair and wear capris and have a lefty serve but play righty. A daughter would have brown hair and be very thin and tall. She would grunt and scream after points. She would have a righty serve but play lefty.

Answer 3

That would be soo killer mann!! Their kids would both be sooo amazingly good at the sport that they would turn pro at like age 5, still in diaper years lol.

Answer 4

First of all, if they were to get married it would only be because of an arranged marriage (sharapova would never sink that low)

I would hope that the kid gets sharapovas looks, nadals strength, and somehow withstand from grunting. He/she would run every ball down with solid strokes.. very frustrating opponent.

Sharapova would watch the matches on TV out of embarassment of being seen in public with Nadal.

Answer 5

They'd either be really good lookin, or extremely frightening.

Imagine Nadal's face on a skinny body!! ugh.

Answer 6

hairy spaniard communist hwo screams alot and have beefy arms and is oddly attractive

Answer 7

their kid would grunt even more loudly

Answer 8

I'd love it !!!!  They would look SO CUTE together!  They match up so perfectly. Tiny skinny fair Maria, and strong tan Nadal...  perfect!

Answer 9

They wouldnt suit as a couple. It just doesnt work aha ! Sorry... Nadal would be better with Ana Ivanovic... they would have beautiful children.

Answer 10

What beautiful kids they would have hehe :)

Their kids would be amazing at tennis obviously :-P

Answer 11

Well, since males usually have the dominant genes you would get a natural righty but unlike dad will play with right hand, the kid's forehand will be a monster shot, the kid will scream bloody murder on every shot and fist pump on double faults

Answer 12

with their mouth like dogs

Answer 13

Their kids would play with both hands. The boy will serve with his left hand, and do everything else (forehand, backhand, volley) with his right hand. The girl will serve with her right and hand do everything else left handed. The boy will use both a one handed backhand and two handed backhand. The girl will just switch from being left handed to being right handed on backhands. They will both grunt loudly. The boy will wear tight capris like Nadal and pick his butt. The girl will wear long dangling earrings and put her hair behind her ear everytime she serves like Sharapova. Fist pumps won't just be with one hand anymore. Double handed fist pumps for both of them. The girl will win no French Opens in her lifetime, while her brother will win 7 consecutive titles. She gets jealous and tries to take his tight capris away so he can't pick his butt for good luck anymore. So he tries to stop her obnoxious grunting by taping her mouth with duct tape. But in the end they get into a fight about who's better than who, and then they die. Nonetheless, they'd both be cute, weird kids.

Answer 14

The kid wouldn't have to play matches to win, he'd just be so incredibly ugly, disfigured and groan extremely loud after every shot, that the opponent would simply forefit the match just to not play with him.

Answer 15

Both players are naturally right-handed.

Nadal's coach (his uncle Tony) taught him to play with his left hand, so that his right hand will compliment the strength of his backhand (double-backhand).

Maria on the other hand, played using her left hand up until she's 10 before switching right. The effect is the same with Nadal's. The strength that she developed with her left hand compliments her double backhand. She have some matches where she transfers her racquet to her left hand when she's hitting the ball which favors her left side.

Answer 16

hmm, well i think that rafa like more down to earth women while on the other hand, sharapova is a girl who cares about what she looks like on and off the court and is all about publicity. i doubt that they would ever get together. but thats just my opinion.

Answer 17

They would have twins. A boy and a girl. They would be able to play both hands. Grunts would be made by both. They would play mixed doubles together. They would simply be the cutest thing around!