If Napoleon Dynamite knocked at your door, what would you do? ?

Question

I would give him a new hair style!! lol

Answer 1

I would tell him to get the F*#k off my lawn for making the worst movie ever and insulting all of my senses!!!

Answer 2

Throw him in front of a moving car.

Answer 3

Tell him that I will vote for Pedro in November.

Answer 4

Snip off his fuse and put him out into the street.

Rose P.

Answer 5

Lock it and sneak out the back

Answer 6

I would say "Hi", if you mean the character.

If you mean the actor that played the character I would say "Hi, how you doing?"

I went to high school with Jon Heder, though I doubt he would remember me.

Answer 7

Probably let him in and we'll make up some pretty sickk dance moves.

Answer 8

I dunno, we might just share our skills.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Answer 9

Slam it in his face and wait 4 Vin Diesel!

Answer 10

I would ask him why he didn't leave a cake at my doorstep and run.

Answer 11

Invite him to play WOW.

Answer 12

I wuld so tell him to vote me in for Pedro,and i wuld sooo give him a blo job :)

haha not relly,but Pedro rulez!

Answer 13

Tell him his movie sucked it wasnt funny at all

lol sorry to the people who liked it

Answer 14

wheres pedro? :D

Answer 15

I'd hug him awkwardly. And he'd hug awkwardly back.

Oh, nerd bonding... xD

Answer 16

Ask him if he wanted to take his bike off of any sweet jumps.