If Obama & McCain had to race NAKED fom White house to the Lincoln Memorial, who would finish first and WHY??

Question

just some comedic relief between the parties, please mccain...just a break btwn working so hard for our canditates...okay?

Answer 1

Obama would win, because hes slim and fast and McCain is fat and slow.

Answer 2

lmao lol....i think that Obama will def win no dout about that....McCain is old and cant really walk fast so what makes you think that he will win

Answer 3

I think this is just for fun and doesn't need to ruined by a sour-grapes attitude.

Obama would spend so much time trying to search for a good option since he's not familiar that he would stop and think at every turn because he wouldn't wish to be exposed for his nakedness, which would allow McCain to move far ahead.  

The best distance between two points is a straight line!  

McCain would win.

Answer 4

Naked or not Obama would win because he's in better shape.

Answer 5

Obama, because he's in better shape and not over 70 like McCain. Peace!

Answer 6

Naked black man running down the mall? DC police would swarm and tackle.

Naked wrinkled white guy would go huffing past all the action without too much problem.

"Was he naked?"

"Not sure, could be a wrinkled sweat suit?"

"Oh well, we caught this one."

Winner: McCain.

ROFLMAO

Answer 7

McCain is older, this is true...but he would use his burst of energy run & hide behind a bush to trip Obama and then stick a branch in his eyes.  He's very tactical!  Then he would go to the finish with that really quick walk he's got!!!