If Obama is elected, what will his Cabinet look like?

Question

Just for the heck of it- get creative.

Sec.of State: Oprah

Agriculture: Michael Moore (no more meat for you big guy)

Alien Defense: Tom Cruise

Treasury: P Diddy

Domestic Affairs: John Edwards

Answer 1

Obama will include intelligent, well educated Americans to be in his cabinet. He would not pick someone with, let's say a B.A. in Journalism.

Answer 2

Well, Chick Norris was a stanch supporter of Mike "Preacher Man" Huckabee, so if he was offered a position, I am sure he would give Obama a swift kick to the throat and tell him "No thank you".

The other people in the running look pretty accurate to me, though.  I bet that Oprah will revive her book club and have meetings in the White House rose garden.

Answer 3

It would not surprise me at all.

Ambassador to the UN: Louis Farrakhan

Chief of Staff: George Soros

Answer 4

It will be a Team of knowledgeable, experienced, well meaning

individuals whose first order of business is to get us back on the right track.

This country has been so derailed. We were admired not despised.

How much difference 8 years can make is frightening.

Answer 5

I dunno I think that obamadinajab will hand pick those selections for him.  

Answer 6

i love it

Answer 7

My MY no wonder America's unemployment rate is so low your frigging dollar is basically monopoly money your gas prices are so high and your country is at war and not to mention your health care oh yea what health care system is in the tubes ! Its because of you crazy Americans that don't obviously care about your country because if you did you would elect Obama/ Biden and not fall for John Bush I mean why this should be a no brainer but... considering you morons voted for Bush TWICE ! you deserve what you get ! U no what i hope Obama doesn't win that way your country would continue to be going down the toilet and it would give another country like say China / India a chance to raise up smt  my my !!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

Rev. Wright - Minister of "GD America " Religion

Rev. Otis Moss - Deputy Minister of "GD America " Religion

Bill Ayers - Minister of Destruction of Federal Buildings

Rev. Al Sharpton - Minister of Keeping Racism Alive Program

Al Gore - Minister of Curly light bulb enforcement

Bill Clinton - Minister of Internal Intern Affairs

Jimmy Carter - Minister to Hamas and Hezbollah Appeasement Committee

Nancy Pelosi - Minister of Navigation and Time and Chair of Saving the World

Rashid Khalidi - Minister of Non-Christian Colleges and Chair of Banning Christian Values

Tony Rezko - Minister of Arab Land Development

Raila Odinga - Miniser of Department of African Money Fund for Kenya

Mohamed Salim Al-Churbaji - Miniser of Department of Syrian Money Fund for Syria

Marion Berry - Minister of Drug Non-enforcement

Ludacris - Minister of Political Rap

Chris Matthews - Minister of News Propaganda

Keith Olbermann - Deputy Minister of News Propaganda

Answer 9

Jesse Jackson Minister of Culture (new cabinet office)

Don King Ambassador to United Nations

Tyra Banks, Mister of Beauty (new cabinet office)

Current Mayor of Detroit, Attorney General

Hilary Clinton, Chief of White House Staff

Answer 10

You get a star!

Answer 11

Hopefully we won't ever find out.

Go McCain/Palin.

Answer 12

Probably a lot like JFK's and Clinton's-lots of highly qualified and

respectable academics, as opposed to the wannabe intellectuals and

good old boy connections managing the State these past eight years.

Answer 13

Well, i would not be surprised to see Colin Powell or Republican Sen. Hagel in it since they are two of his supporters.

Answer 14

Not forgetting Spiritual Adviser Pastor White .

Foreign affairs ?  The big Al Sharpton.....bd

I actually like JA RULE FOR TREASURY

Answer 15

Don't forget Kwame Kilpatrick will be out of prison and looking for a job about that time.

He could be Director of Communications

Answer 16

I would actually rather have any of those people VS McCain's choice - the Bush administration

Answer 17

I support Obama but that was funny. Maybe that would not be such a bad cabinet after all. Couldn't be any worse than the ones we already have!

Answer 18

The people that got him there will fill in his seats.  You did miss George Clooney.  This will be a Hollywood production.

Answer 19

JJ Mizzou - Chuck Norris is a big time Republican. I doubt he'd be in Obama's cabinet.

Answer 20

They will look a lot like the Millard Filmore cabinet.

Answer 21

It will be filled with far far left liberal kooks and nuts.

Answer 22

OMG! I can't imagine.

McCain/Palin

Answer 23

Don't forget:

Sect of Defense:- Chavez from Venezuela

Military:- Hamas and Hezbollah

Sec of Foreign Affairs:- Ahmanedijad from Iran

Answer 24

lol

Press Secretary - Katie Couric

Defense - Robert DeNiro

Interior - Jennifer Anniston

HUD - Chris Rock

Transportation - Ben Affleck (remember the great car he had in Good Will Hunting!)

State - George Clooney

Answer 25

Oh no way...it will look like Biden, and definitely not like Hillary.  

Answer 26

Sec. of State : Louis Farrkhan

Treasury:  Kwame Kilpatrick

Domestic Affairs:  Michael Vick

Homeland Security: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Head of National Drug Control: Marion Berry

Answer 27

lol @ Diddy in the treasury!!!

Answer 28

I reckon it'll look a lot better than McCain's. I think Palin is more likely to make her husband the Sec of Agriculture. Her daughter's baby daddy the press secretary. 6 months from now, "we're expecting 'nother youngin' don't know why my woman be so fertility".

ha ha

Answer 29

You missed Michael Vick as Sec of the Interior