If Obama or McCain were an animal, what would they be and why?

Question

If Obama or McCain were an animal, what would they be and why?

Answer 1

McCain would be Bukowski's cat.

Obama would be a parrot.

Answer 2

Obama and McCain are already animals.  They're not plants, insects, bacteria, or fungi.  So they must be animals.  

Answer 3

I won't say for Obama for fear of being labeled a racist, but McCain would be a penguin because they are birds that can't fly. (hypothetically and literally)

Hope this helps

Answer 4

Obama would be a cheetah and McCain would be a gorillla but at his age most likely dead and eaten by hyena (The media).

Answer 5

a donkey and an elephant

because thats just how things work

Answer 6

McCain would be a dinosaur, and Obama a Bengal tiger. Because, dinosaurs were old, and the Bengal tigers are rare animals that you only find them in India.  

Answer 7

i don't know, but if you were an animal you would be an emu because they have the smallest brain of any other species