If Obama wins?

Question

If the great and mighty liberal messiah Obama wins, does that mean I will no longer be treated as a social pariah because I smoke?

Answer 1

yeah..crack will become the National Pastime..it will be a "Good Thing" and used in the Lincoln Bedroom

Answer 2

You will be heralded as a hero.  Women will swoon and men will envy you.  Everyone will pay to see you and desire to be more like you.

Not really, you will still stink like a cig butt.

Answer 3

Obama is a currently reforming smoker himself - why would you think your desire to kill yourself and others with your addiction would be of any interest to him?

Although he should consider Federal health tax of, say, $5 per pack to cover the lung cancer and heart disease treatment you will need later in life.

Answer 4

messiah, no---credible candidate with a chance to win, perhaps.

Answer 5

Oh you silly person.  You will be sent to a reeducation camp to learn to live without your smokes because Nanny America will make sure that you don't do anything that might hurt you...