If Osama Bin Laden could vote, would he vote for Obama and Biden?

Question

Uncanny coincidence?

Answer 1

OBL will vote for anyone who promises to stop kicking his a**.  Mountain Warfare Training is picking up big time, don't know if OBL can wait til January!!!!!!!

Answer 2

To a weak-minded conspiracy junkie, I suppose it would be an irresistible coincidence.  

Does that mean Timothy McVeigh would have voted for McCain?  Now there's something worth looking into.

Answer 3

Probably for McCain, because those guys will be more entertaining for him and will play right into his hands by escalating the war on his behalf, which is EXACTLY what he would like to see the U.S. continue to do. Of course, we seldom hear mention of his name these days. Did they catch him already?

Answer 4

It would be in his interest to have another Republican like Bush, i.e., McCain, as president.  It is difficult to motivate enough people on the fanatical fringes if the alleged enemy is reasonable and has international appeal like Obama. Another Bush would be a dream come true for Osama bin Laden.  

Answer 5

Yes, as would Ahmadinejad, Putin, Castro, Chavez, Al Qaeda, Hammas,  all of Russia, China, Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia and most of Turkey.

Now I get it.... I bet you cant say 10 times real fast.

Answer 6

Socialism....Wooohooo!!!!

Obama 09

Answer 7

Well *sic*, per CNN Headline News 08Nov2006, the leader of al Qaida in Iraq and the president of Iran have commended the citizens of America for having voted in the Democrats.

That being fact, I'd safely venture a guess that Yes, he would.

Answer 8

No, he wouldn't. He'd vote for himself.  

Answer 9

Sure.  You can tell from the way their names seem to rhyme.  That's absolute proof.

Answer 10

I have no retort as their names are way to similar, so I will have to act like a punk & report you for hurting my  feelings.

Answer 11

He may have already. I am no fan of Ms. Dowd but even she believes that contributions came from terror supporting countries.

Even she asks questions as in this article from her New York Times column from June 29,08.

By MAUREEN DOWD

Published: June 29, 2008

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OBAMA'S TROUBLING INTERNET FUND RAISING

Certainly the most interesting and potentially devastating phone call I have received during this election cycle came this week from one of the Obama's campaign internet geeks. These are the staffers who devised Obama's internet fund raising campaign which raised in the neighborhood of $200 million so far.. That is more then twice the total funds raised by any candidate in history – and this was all from the internet campaign.

What I learned from this insider was shocking but I guess we shouldn't be surprised that when it comes to fund raising there simply are no rules that can't be broken and no ethics that prevail.

Obama's internet campaign started out innocently enough with basic e-mail networking , lists saved from previous party campaigns and from supporters who visited any of the Obama campaign web sites.

Small contributions came in from these sources and the internet campaign staff were more than pleased by the results.

Then, about two months into the campaign the daily contribution intake multiplied. Where was it coming from? One of the web site security monitors began to notice the bulk of the contributions were clearly coming in from overseas internet service providers and at the rate and frequency of transmission it was clear these donations were "programmed" by a very sophisticated user.

While the security people were not able to track most of the sources due to firewalls and other blocking devices put on these contributions they were able to collate the number of contributions that were coming in seemingly from individuals but the funds were from only a few credit card accounts and bank electronic funds transfers. The internet service providers (ISP) they were able to trace were from Saudi Arabia , Iran , and other Middle Eastern countries. One of the banks used for fund transfers was also located in Saudi Arabia .

Another concentrated group of donations was traced to a Chinese ISP with a similar pattern of limited credit card charges.

It became clear that these donations were very likely coming from sources other than American voters. This was discussed at length within the campaign and the decision was made that none of these donations violated campaign financing laws.

It was also decided that it was not the responsibility of the campaign to audit these millions of contributions as to the actual source (specific credit card number or bank transfer account numbers) to insure that none of these internet contributors exceeded the legal maximum donation on a cumulative basis of many small donations. They also found the record keeping was not complete enough to do it anyway.

This is a shocking revelation.

We have been concerned about the legality of "bundling" contributions after the recent exposure of illegal bundlers but now it appears we may have an even greater problem.

I guess we should have been somewhat suspicious when the numbers started to come out. We were told (no proof offered) that the Obama internet contributions were from $10.00 to $25.00 or so.

If the $200,000,000 is right, and the average contribution was $15.00, that would mean over 13 million individuals made contributions? That would also be 13 million contributions would need to be processed. How did all that happen?

I believe the Obama campaign's internet fund raising needs a serious, in depth investigation and audit. It also appears the whole question of internet fund raising needs investigation by the legislature and perhaps new laws to insure it complies not only with the letter of these laws but the spirit as well..

Answer 12

He would vote  GOP.  after all 7 years we have only caught his driver,  and have spent 100's of billions in the process.

Answer 13

No, he'd vote for a republican, since usama's terrorist network has never been as successful as they have since republican bush took office.

Answer 14

No.

Osama Bin Laden would vote for someone very religious, who hated people who weren't like him and didn't believe the same way he did.  Someone who said something equivalent to "Death to the Infidels."  Someone who couldn't wait for God to come and send them all to h**l.  

Osama would vote for a man who believed that women should submit themselves to their husbands.  

Osama would not vote for a man whose wife was outspoken like Michelle Obama.  

  

Answer 15

Obama - Biden ticket.. it is all falling together

1.  Obama and Biden are the Manchurian Candidates

2.  Obama = Osama

3.  Sen. Biden likely belongs to a group that uses the initials NLA.

4.  Obama Bi[n La]den

5.  Osama Bin Laden is lawfully elected President!!