If Paris Hilton came to Australia, what team would she follow?

Question

Hi

Rogue i have been around keeping a eye on a certain person, and my sisters are pies supporters and they are not feral wow they own 2 houses each in melbourne and earn hugh wages in there jobs

Answer 1

she'd be a Hawthorn supporter because its a fact she loves the pretty boys.

Answer 2

Has to be the West Coast Eagles, the Drinking, the drugs, the partying, she would fit right in

Answer 3

She wouldn't go for a team as she would be sharing lines with Ben cousins.

Answer 4

That would depend on which team colours she thinks she would look the hottest in.

Welcome back Paris.

Answer 5

Sydney FC, after all they played the LA Galaxy the other night...

But, no, she wouldn't support any Aussie Rules club. Even Paris has her limits!

Answer 6

ALL OF THEM!!!!

She will go through one team after the other.

She's a big supporter of Balls!!!!

Answer 7

If she came to Australia I don't think it would be so much of what team she would follow. I reckon it would be more like the players from all the teams following her! (drool, drool).

She'd do much more for the game of Aussie Rules football than that tattooed pooncy bloke does for soccer.

I reckon the AFL should get her over, for a couple of weeks, to promote the game.  It would do the game the world of good.

So many Aussie women follow the game just to ogle the players.....what do we have? Netball  =  the worst game in the world to watch. Basketball  =  the feminists would report me if I described those girls. Field hockey  =  B-o-o-o-o-o-o-ring.

Let's have Paris over here so us males can have something s**y to perv on!!!!

Answer 8

She'd have to have a good look at every team first.

Whichever team welcomed her the best with open arms, and whichever team she welcomed the bre*st i meanbest with open arms and legs would be the team for her.

Maybe she could start a new club and the afl could expand.

NT-Nymphos

SA-Sgrags

Melb - Moles

WA Whor*s

Tas-Tease

Bris-Bit*hes

Canberra-Cons

Answer 9

"Are all you guys on the same team?"

Ooops flash backed to a bad joke there for a minute.  

I reckon she'd follow the Sydney ... oooh what's their name again ... they've got a cute little birdie on their shirts ...

Her brain cell might come in handy up at full forward there too.

Answer 10

Any team that you go for that beats the ones you hate

Answer 11

Probably Melbourne because of the MCG and the Hilton's  family hotel close by.

Answer 12

West Coast Eagles. All the drinking, partying and and drug taking she'll  fit right in with that team.

Answer 13

Like most women,the team with the best looking players.

Answer 14

Never mind what football team would she follow, the question is what football team will she do?

Answer 15

the Daryl team..lol

Answer 16

the bulldogs!!

Answer 17

The Canterbury Bulldogs, their always up for a good time, toilets being their speciality.

Answer 18

Following a team may be too big an ask for poor little Paris. I don't think she can handle more than 3 blokes at a time.

Answer 19

Hi Parrris, where you been, or u just come out of hiding..LOL

She would definately fit in at West C Eagles - maybe she can be cheerleader or mentor :P

Answer 20

st.kilda, then she could nick down and make a bit of pocket money after the games, she mite make $10, arrgghh, she's filth with a capital F, still don't get all the fuss over a skinny slag like her, she ain't even good lookin when you have a look at her. more tools than mitre 10 that one.

Answer 21

she would follow any team as long as she could sell the training video she had made with all the boys

Answer 22

Collingwood, coz they're all feral chicks.