If Parsley the Lion knocked on your door and offered to sell you a set of car mats, what would you do?

Question

Being a fine up standing member of society with no knee biting or nibbling

Answer 1

punch him in the face.

Answer 2

Say 'Herbaceous', just to see if Dill the dog would appear!

Answer 3

probably "sod off" as i hate door to door sales lions.

Answer 4

What the heck?

Answer 5

I'd probably buy them to help the guy out.

These animated characters haven't had much work thesedays since Pixar and CGI took over. Their pension deal is naff, and I'd like to help them out anyway I could.

I went to a Magic Roundabout book signing event the other week, Brian had a long cue, as he didn't have any hands, but Dillons cakes were fab - I must get some more of those now you mention it.

Answer 6

Politely point out the notice on my door that says no sales people.

Answer 7

Check to see if someone slipped something into my pop when I wasn't looking.