If Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea, how come Disney didn't make an attraction out of him?

Question

If Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea, how come Disney didn't make an attraction out of him?

Answer 1

They did,but he burnt too many children while toasting their marshmallows during beach fires by the sea.

Answer 2

They'd have to negotiate the rights from Peter Yarrow of Peter, Paul & Mary....he wrote it. Also...they may have to speak with a  chap named Leonard Lipton.

It started as a poem in 1959 when a Cornell student named Leonard Lipton wrote a poem named "Custard the Dragon". Lipton passed it on to fellow Cornell student Peter Yarrow, who added more words and music to it, and changed the dragon's name (thankfully).

Answer 3

He was either too cool, or too high.

Answer 4

Because he loved the bong too much!!!