If Richard Nixon came back to life and saw the state of affairs in this country...?

Question

What would he say and do? Also if he could take the reigns one more time for four years, Could he fix this mess?

Answer 1

Sorry, but the current health care mess and cynicism toward elected officials can be traced back to Nixon.

Answer 2

" My fellow Americans, I am not a crook..at least not by the standards set today. what's a little burglary compared to billions of missing funds paid to political pals? My Fellow Americans considering these idiots...well... you won't Richard M. Nixon to kick around anymore"

Answer 3

Yeah, I think it would "bug" him.

Answer 4

He'd say, "d**n, compared to these people, I really wasn't a crook!"

Answer 5

I don't want a criminal in office. Sorry that you do.

Answer 6

Corrupt as he was, Nixon was pretty sharp. I always thought that he and the Clintons were similar, both intelligent, competent politicians who tarnished their legacy with their personal failings.

Answer 7

I love it, a Nixon Fan!

Nixon would first be pissed about this mess, and wonder how the American people managed to vote for W. Twice.

First thing he would do is have Kissenger figure out the economy, Ah Mr. President, it sucks, we'll figure out how to blame the hippies (democrats)

Nixon would end the war in Iraq, just so we can sneak over there later and steal the oil, while blaming the greenpeace tree huggers(more democrats), then he'll charge the Iraqis for the gas money it took to steal the oil, I love Nixon!

He'll say this global warming is a farce by the hippies (democrats) to get us off of oil and into low power hybrids.

After a day of cursing out the Nancy Polisi (sp)Congress, for the mess they created he would relax in the oval office smoking a cuban cigar, and then actually $hit to find out Castro is still alive. He would than bomb the h**l out of Cuba, and try to convince the cubans its for the best. He will then proceed to sell them used cars.

After all is said and done he'll check out this months playboy and thank God woman discovered razors!

And than he'll plant a spy at the convention and when its time for Obama to accept the nomination the spy will say "No thanks I was only kidding!"