If U.S. had a stone like Blarney Stone, what would we call it?

Question

If you kiss Blarney Stone you recieves the "gift of gab"

Answer 1

The "McStone Deluxe Powermax Gabgifter Turbo"

Of course it will be made of Plastic and painted green, with a picture of a leprechaun on it.

Answer 2

Hey Ya'll Rock

Answer 3

A stone carving of GWB.  If you kiss it you get the gift of B.S.

Answer 4

Rush Limbaugh's front step. Or, Liz Smith's gossip-writing desk.

Answer 5

george bush hahahahahahahahahaha