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If Wayne Rooney walked in to the room .....?

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... where you are now, what would you say to him?

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I will be like "Duuuudeee!! get me an autograph for my auntie Jaye!!" :D
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Erm...

who the **** are you?

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You ugly ****

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You scouse ********

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You fat *******

Erm...
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Who's ringing the bells at notre dame?
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i would say eughh get out you have a nasty virus i don t want it

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/05082008/5...
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I'd advise him on the best plastic surgeons in the country LOL

Oooh thats a bit harsh lol...

:)
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Who?

What a funny name!
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any chance of a couple of signed shirts for my wee lads
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Hi! What do you want?

Are you ok?

Hold on backtrack here

How the h**l you get into my house?

Are you Wayne Rooney or a crazy lookalike

I'm calling the police

Get out!

You ugly anyway
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I would say

"Oh c**p your Wayne Rooney right?, can i have your autograph man"

and if he said no i would say things like

"you English bum that's why C.Ronaldo is better than you in your own country and you will never win a world cup you pansy"

something like that.

and if he wants to fight i have something on my desk for him HA!
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Ever been at the receiving end of Fergie's infamous hair- dryer treatment...how'd it feel?
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Ask why he was walking into my room, probably while edging towards something to use as a weapon and having no idea who he is apart from some strange person who'd suddenly walked into my room.
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wouldn't u want to join arsenal! i mean they r the best! n then wen i persuade him to join arsenal n he agrees i'd tell him sorry no open spot!
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O my GOD! there's SHREK! i would say how 2 you get such a nice green colour!
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you can keep yer mitts off my nan ...lol..
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I'd say

"Didnt you read the sign? no chavs"
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Hi Shrek
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will you bring me to ronaldo plsssssssss
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i would just offer him a plate full of twinkies...
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I wouldn't welcome him for the way he treated my club Everton. I personally don't like his attitude towards people, especially the ones who helped him get to where he is today.
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hows donkey
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White Pele
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"OMGSH YOU'RE WAYNE ROONEY! CAN I GET A PICTURE AND AUTOGRAPH?!"
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Shrek!?
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"never seen shrek,never liked him

now get out of here

by the way,do you fancy a big mac?

you are buying!"
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I'm in the spare room and i would say

"Wayne get back to Manchester, you have a big match to train for on saturday against Portsmouth"
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RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Shrek is here.
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"Get out, you ogre."

lol thats a bit too mean :D
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"Did you catch that virus off a granny?!"
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Aww, thank you Marco :D

I'd be saying, Hi Wayne..WTF are you doing here..you should be resting so you can be back playing asap. You are the Captain of my fantasy team and my fave player, so back to England, back to Coleen, back to bed to rest and back to training.. quickly !! Oh and here's some chicken soup..great for recovery :))

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Oiy!! how did you get in?
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Please punch that disloyal Portuguese money-grabbing w***e in the balls when he's in the showers.
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