If a badger was eating a yellow highlighter would he be able to run for president of the kleenex corporation?

Question

If a badger was eating a yellow highlighter would he be able to run for president of the kleenex corporation?

Answer 1

Absolutely and he'd be dam good at it too.

Answer 2

That would depend on what university he attended,  his degree and his prior work experience.  He may have to start in the mail room and work his way up.

Answer 3

No most certainly not.

They only employ "young dags" and ducks and fluffy things at bodily function paper factories.

Besides have you ever been near a (caged) badger? they're vicious! much more suited for a council job.