If a contact of yours says "I live for your wit," does she mean...?

Question

"wit" in the sense of your man bits or the drivel that oozes from your sick brain? Otr something else entirely?

Man bits = man junk = happy little people from the nether regions

Answer 1

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/w...

it means your funny.. how could it possibly mean man bits? ha

Answer 2

What she meant to say was:  "I live for your whip."

As in, she is a m*******t who enjoys you whipping her naked buttocks with a long piece of extra firm and smokey beef jerkey slim jim meat stick.

Wonder is 39.04 % she is dyslexic and also has Tourette's, too.

Answer 3

man bits and ooze in the same question gets me all hot and bothered.

and i live for all of the above..

Answer 4

She means you're a witless, oddball with delusional episodes, leading to your belief in monkey-gods and people with underwear over  their heads when in the hot summer sun. At least, around here. But that's Ottawa. Our hockey team sucks, our weather sucks and people wear undies on their noggins. Oh well.....

Answer 5

I think it means that they think you're funny.

Answer 6

It means you look kind of like a cross between Goofy and Donald Duck.  Now I'm not saying that's what you look like, because I've never seen you.  Instead, I'm just acting as a translator, and I could be wrong.

Answer 7

I could not finish reading that.  Are you a secret agent man?

Answer 8

Well, I guess some people, myself included, are easily amused.  Thank God for that or I wouldn't have any friends here at all!

Answer 9

It means she wants you to bear her children...

Preferably, a man-child...

(Because as you well know...men are for staying home and making babies...)

Did I get that right?

I'll have to go back a ways and brush up on my "s*x ed" knowledge...

The things we learn in college fade so fast, don't they?

Answer 10

I was just about to answer this when SRV's Texas Flood came on my XM. I'll come back later.

Answer 11

I'm from the Southern Hemisphere, so am I included in your nether regions?

Golly, I hope so.

Answer 12

She's lucky.  I'm sad to say that lately your wit has been absent when answering my questions.  You only "bow in humility" to other answerers or say you have nothing to add at all.  It makes me cry a lot... and if this is your way of playing hard to get it's not working.

Answer 13

My god man, keep telling jokes or she'll DIE!

Answer 14

You first must ask yourself this honest question ... Which is Larger??

Answer 15

stop fantasizing! she loves for your mind!

Answer 16

I like to slurp the swimmers

just sayin