If a gazelle poked your stomach, what would you do?

Question

If a gazelle poked your stomach, what would you do?

Answer 1

poke it right back, but a bit lower

giggity giggity

Answer 2

let the lions eat him

Answer 3

Chase him

Answer 4

Wonder how it managed to get the door open to get in :)

Answer 5

I'd send that gazelle to h**l with a fond farewell!

Answer 6

Look around trying to figure out how I got to Africa...

Then run away and ask a bushman for directions home!