If a great dane dog was running towards you?

Question

at full steam looking as if its going to tear you apart , what would you say to it 3 secs b4 it was upon you to calm it down and tell it not to be so silly and go away

Answer 1

I would not worry at all, they are as daft as a bunch of spanners, have never met a great dane with an attitude... you could always sling a saddle over it and ride it,  and 3 seconds would not be enough to calm any enraged dog down, seriously anything but a great dane you should stand tall and make yourself look as big as possible and shout at it noooooo and dont run, but dont stare it in the eye, if it has teeth snarling and froth at the mouth  PRAY.................

Answer 2

Let my Bull Mastiff off its leash.

Answer 3

Thump it right in the feckin' ear hole!!!!

Answer 4

Good Boy!  Then pet it and love it and look for it's master so it can go home.

Answer 5

Are we related?

Answer 6

Great Danes are no more more aggressive than other dogs Most dogs are not as aggressive as some people think Squat down -  call the dog to you - "Come on Boy" - hold your hand out to the dog - It will prefer to sniff your hand over biting it Then give it a hug and you have a friend for life.

Answer 7

I'd run.  

Yes I know that's the worst thing you can possibly do, but I'm cynophobic and wouldn't be able to stop myself.

Answer 8

I'd stand my ground, and if the dog tried to bite I'd stop it, I'd try growling at it but if it attacked I'd kick it into the next postcode.

Answer 9

I'd offer it a s****. snack.

Answer 10

kick it in the jaw

its doesnt hurt them its just knocks them off their feet,stuns them and gives u a chance to get the f*** out of there

lol

Answer 11

I'd find something random, throw it as far as I possibly can while saying "Fetch!"......and run away as fast as my legs will take me in the other direction, hopefully over a fence or something :o)

Answer 12

Turn my back to it. If it stops, good. If it attacks me, atleast i will be true to my morals.

Answer 13

Thats a coincidence I saw one in town today with his owners on a leash ,What a beautiful dog ,Everybody was looking at it.      I would  say do you  want a treat ,I will be taking some out in my pocket now just in case

Answer 14

I would lean forward a bit, slap my knees and shout "come on then theres a good boy, come on!!" and hopefully confuse the aggression out of it!