If a male falls off a boat or a ship?

Question

You are supose to call out "man over board" What should one say if a woman falls off a boat ?

Answer 1

If the woman was my ex-wife, I probably wouldn't say anything!

Answer 2

Extra points for the fake b***s.  May reduce the need for a life jacket.  If she is fat, then distract the Japanese harpoon fleet and call the Sea Shepherd Society for assistance.  Otherwise stick with standard "man overboard" procedures.

Answer 3

It's a pretty simple answer. Its also probably too late now. She's gone. But next time  you shout "woman over board".

Answer 4

Press the MOB on the GPS and throw the life ring.

Answer 5

ummmn. no comment...been married 13 years tend to stay that way)

Answer 6

I would hope that there would at least be ONE descent man on board that would jump in to help her. But since very few real " GENTLEMEN " are left in this world, she would probably be Sh** out of Luck. A dolphin would probably rescue her before a man would...Wait...I bet if she was Blonde...with big, enormous FAKE b***s, showing lots of cleavage, wearing a bikini and had been flirting with them before hand, there wouldn't be not one BOY left on deck after she fell overboard! But if that was the case...maybe they took the anchor with them instead of the life ring.

Answer 7

You say the same thing for any person that goes overboard.

Answer 8

" FULL SPEED AHEAD"