If a man can do it, so can Poonam Kinky Pandey
After the heightened popularity of ‘Sheila’ and ‘Munni’, India’s fashion fraternity presents the world yet another embodiment of nobility. This one however, surpasses all the ‘Sheilas’ and ‘Munnis’ by a mile. Yes, topping the charts of perverseness is http://www.senore.com/Cricket/India-c750’s
20-year-old model, Poonam Pandey, who has taken up the huge challenge on her frail self to bare it all if the national cricket team brings home the World Cup 2011 trophy. Now that the Men in Blue have fulfilled their responsibility, the time to carry out her
promise weighs on Poonam’s shoulders.
The maiden of Indian pride only awaits the go-ahead signal from the Board of Control of Cricket in India (BCCI) and is desperate to strip down to her carnal pride at the drop of a hat.
Poonam, who is “confident” about her body, continues to issue comments regarding her impending freak show, mainly to keep the buzz circulating. Some would term it as her fifteen minutes of fame; however, the hysteria has yet to creep up to the level she
had anticipated. The uncrowned beauty is on the loose to grab her share of stardom.
But hey, what about the personal tastes and preferences of the players? Do they have no say in the matter? Where are the advocates of freedom of speech? Whatever happened to the tempting fallacies of the ultimate expression? The squad did their country proud
by bagging the World Cup, and this is all they get in return for their sweat and blood? Are they even interested in the generous offer or do they flinch at the idea of beholding such a spectacle?
We have heard from the famous, or dare I say, infamous Poonam Pandey, repeating her promises but the world has yet to hear from the cricket team itself. Why are they completely quiet on the matter, or does their deathly silence say it all?
I would dare not mock such purity of affection and emotion, for who am I but a feeble-minded writer, who cannot fathom the greatness of love that knows no bounds, no logic and no clothes.
The Kingfisher calendar model has been haunting the BCCI officials during the busy hours of the day, and sometimes during peaceful nocturnal moments, offering conclusive arguments like ‘if a man can do it so can I’.
Poonam is a shy, timid girl at heart. Her bold facade helps her fight the atrocities of India’s male-dominated society, where men are allowed the luxury of roaming around shirtless, while women are confined to the deep layers of their clothing. It is abominable
how these communities can live by such double standards especially, in matters of crucial importance such as one’s attire.
The noble Ms.Pandey, who possesses some divinely therapeutic capabilities, has decided to give up her modeling career for the social cause of serving the deprived ‘mankind’.
She is on a mystical path of true selflessness, shunning physical barriers, as she reaches out to her inner spirit. Liberating oneself from the bounds of clothing is the first step towards achieving nirvana. Her spiritual leader is none other than, Larissa
Riquelme, the Paraguay model who promised to run nude through Asuncion if the country’s national team stood victorious in the football World Cup 2010.
Initially, Poonam faced opposition from her family who went to the horrendous extent of locking her in the bathroom, for vowing to take off the only basic piece of clothing she adorned. But, Poonam was relentless as was her passion for cricket. The hot-blooded,
young lady went on a hunger strike. Considering her frail state of health, her family succumbed to her pleas.
"My family was upset. They were shocked. But when I explained it to them that I have given the statement for team India they understood it."
Talk about family cooperation (no pun intended).
Big daddy, BCCI, does not allow Ms.Pandey the liberty of pursuing her grand ambitions and have grounded her for life. The http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Mumbai-c820 princess, however, has opted to go to Paris to pull off her robe. Incidentally, the Parisians are administering strict control
over their kids and the fainthearted, for fear of what might happen to their fragile hearts at such flagrant display. Miss Pandey has caused so much controversy in http://www.senore.com/Cricket/France-c2899 that the government is now considering lifting the ban on veil, and instead enforcing
it on their citizens.
Stripping in public has been a childhood dream. Anything or anyone who comes in her way will be stripped bare. No damage in India so far, but it seems the west might finally realise how the Taliban can come in handy.
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