If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? ?

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Answer 1

Impossible for them to spring back to life as all of their body fluid has been replaced with formaldehyde.

Answer 2

NO.. LOL

Answer 3

They would probably lose the money on a clause in the contract lol

Answer 4

Nope, not unless the guy selling the coffin died of a heart attack died on the spot or was shot to death or shot and got injured where in all three cases the dead-now-alive-again guy and his family took the money and run or in the cases where the guy selling the coffin dies and the dead-now-alive-again guy and his family sell the dead coffin seller the coffin and stick his dead body in it and lock it just in case he is still alive...

Answer 5

Nope, they are just a zombie roaming the earth. = )  

Answer 6

Nope, they keep it for when they actually die.

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