If a person gets the tv remote stuck in their rear end, how do they change the channel?

Question

(a friend wants to know)

Answer 1

Punch them in the stomach

Answer 2

Kegels

Answer 3

your " friend" shouldn't have any problems changing channels if they have long fingers ,until the batteries are dead then you've got a problem

Answer 4

Tighten the cheeks for each channel change.

Answer 5

you buy a new remote, and never talk to that person again.

Answer 6

Go to the T.V and just click the up and down Channel Buttons. Hehh.

Answer 7

With great difficulty.

Answer 8

Smack their left cheek to increase channel, slap right one to decrease channel.

Answer 9

f**t.

Answer 10

There is a medical procedure called remotesuction that is a bit risky and if you are human it should not be done without written permission from your Beagle.  

Answer 11

They've got to pucker real hard & have their eyes open real wide & be facing the tv.

Answer 12

By farting.