If a plane crashed and 80% of the debris landed in Pennsylvania and 20% landed in NY...?

Question

where would the survivors be buried?

Answer 1

They'd be alive  and at home?.. Why bury em?

Answer 2

oh my god will people stop asking this every 5 minuets

Answer 3

If you and all the other losers who ask this question are on that plane......even if you were alive........I would still bury you cause this question has been asked three times TODAY........ as for other people that ask normal not stupid questions.....YOU DON"T BURY THE SURVIVORS!

Answer 4

don't bury survivors

as for the dead, they would be buried wherever their families want them to be buried, as long as they are identifiable

Answer 5

They don't bury survivors.........

Answer 6

In Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge.

Answer 7

Since they are still alive you should ask them where they want to be buried. If they are cool about it they might buy you nachos.

Answer 8

you dont bury the survivors unless they are politicians or lawyers, since they lie a lot.

Answer 9

I don't get it...

Answer 10

That was funny when my 4th Grade teacher asked it in 1954.  Since then it's gotten kind of old.  Heard it at least 957 times.