If a plane leaves L.A. bound for N.J. going 300m/ph, what is for lunch on the menu?

Question

If a plane leaves L.A. bound for N.J. going 300m/ph, what is for lunch on the menu?

Answer 1

You can have your choice of a pretzel, cookie, or package of nuts.

Answer 2

whatever it is, it probably ain't edible!!

Answer 3

Nothing free.

Answer 4

nothing, because airlines dont serve meals any more.

and a "snack" is not a meal.

Answer 5

Since 300 is kind of slow, maybe they will serve lobster tail, with drawn butter, a baked potato, a ceasar salad, and a glass of fine wine.  And after you quit dreaming, you will get a bag of peanuts.

Answer 6

little freekin fish shaped pretzels or something