If a space alien contacted you and and asked you to take it to your leader. Which leader would you choose?

Question

If a space alien contacted you and and asked you to take it to your leader. Which leader would you choose?

Answer 1

Dave Chappell

Answer 2

It wouldn't be my leader. If I did that, that would probably spell the end for all of us.

Answer 3

I would explain to the alien that we currently have no leaders, but I would get the alien's phone number and promise him or her to call as soon as I saw one.

Answer 4

I'de tell em you're lookin at em.Then I'de have to go into a long explaination on how everybody only has control over themselves .And sometimes not even that.Then I'de explain to him If he'de give me a hand for a day or two,we could straighten out all these losers that dont think like me. You know ,like all those failures from the past Hitler, Stalin,Hussein,The list goes on and on......Their only problem was:They didn't have a smart alien to help them.I have some friends that are aliens.Most of them,arn't from outter space.They're from Mexico.

Answer 5

The president of my college.  She's doing a terrible job and making lots of immoral rules & budget decisions behind the scenes.  An alien might scare her straight.