If a tree falls in a forest when no one is around to hear it, what animal is it most likely to fall upon? ?~?

Question

If a tree falls in a forest when no one is around to hear it, what animal is it most likely to fall upon? ?~?

Answer 1

ROFL!

but ill go with the first answer of "hippie."

Answer 2

ladybug

Answer 3

it would fall on a bear, who is too busy taking a sh*t in the woods.  Which answers the question, "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?"  

This answer is a fine example of killing two birds with one stone.

Answer 4

a mouse, it's the smallest

Answer 5

a hippy.  

Answer 6

well, im hoping the animal isn't stupid enough to just stand there while the tree is falling on it!