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If a vegetarian and a vegan got into a fight, over the last piece of tofu, who would win?

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If a vegetarian and a vegan got into a fight, over the last piece of tofu, who would win?

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  1. Neither. They would share it. :)


  2. They would share it and then the world would win....

  3. after the vegetarian drop kicked the vegan who stole the tofu, it would fling into the air and fall on the floor.  They'd look at the tofu, then eachother, and both walk away.

  4. umm... hopefully the vegan bc they have fewer choices of food.

  5. The vegan! I was so much more vicious for food as a vegan than a vegetarian LOL. So in my case, the vegan Mwahahah!

    It reminds me of this clip! It's a tiny clip from Margeret Cho on vegans. ENJOY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMxA_do3...

  6. In my case, it would be the vegan!! LOL, I'd just let them have it all, since I don't like tofu!!   :-)

  7. i doubt a vegan and vegetarian would fight over anything, but if they did.....

    the tofu would win.  i say this because while the vegetarian and vegan are tearing each other up, the tofu would remain as versatile and delicious as ever. =D

  8. Most vegetarians and vegans are pacifists, so neither.

  9. The animals! Neither are eating them! :o)

  10. The vegan would. I'm a vegetarian and my roommate has been a vegan all her life, so I know from experience.

  11. The person who lovingly gave it to the other person ensures that it is a win win.

    or more literally

    The less selfless person who remembered to cut it into equal halves ensuring that they both got half of it.
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