If an air matress was filled with...?

Question

stinky raunchy farts and you were in the room when it was popped, what would your first reaction be?

What would you do after your first reaction?

Answer 1

how would you get the f**t in there is my question...

and my first reaction would be to throw up everywhere.

Then i'd ask who the farts came from.

Answer 2

puke you silly goose

Answer 3

Take a long deep breath in.

You fool.

Answer 4

How did they get the farts in there? That would be my first thought--then the mental image would blind me.