If an airline attendant smashes her butt into you while in flight, should you assume it was an accident?

Question

The strange thing is that I was sitting in a window seat.

Answer 1

There are no accidents, only opportunities.

Answer 2

i'lll assume it was! and hopefully she can assume me accidentally groping that thang!

Answer 3

There is no way that was an accident. Those "flight attendants" are used to maneuvering around the plane. She wants youuuuu!

Answer 4

If  it  is  only  one  time , it  is  an  accident; if  it happens   more  than  once  or  more,  then  it  is  something  to  think  about,  huh ?

Answer 5

nope. you should smack it on it's next round to be sure.

Answer 6

I wouldn't worry about it.  With the other post you made about "accidently" pinching an FA's buttocks, you're just looking for a justification to do something stupid.

Have fun in court with the assault charges.

Answer 7

you were sitting in a window seat? Wow that attendant must have some junk in the trunk!

Well I assume you never followed it up. For the rest of your life you will fantasisie about the time you could have joined the mile high club with a hot flight attendant. But you can't tell anyone-no-one will believe you!!  

Answer 8

Yes assume it was an accident.

You're obsessed with butts aren't you?

Answer 9

You should assume that.

That said, if you'd had conflict with her (and who hasn't had a conflict with a flight attendant?), she could just be really passive-aggressive. ;-)